Tuesday, January 20, 2009

T1W3 Journal: The Deadly Gas

I was in the lift with some other people when the unfortunate event happened.I had the urge to fart,and nothing could stop it,not even the end of the world.At first,I had tried to repress it,but i soon realised it had no use.Therefore,I emitted the gas surreptitiously.I breathed a sigh of relief as the farting noise was barely audible.However,relief quickly turned to horror as I had a sudden thought:silent farts are deadly.My theory proved to be correct-the deadly gas permeated the whole lift almost immediately.I watched in silent horror as the people around me started choking as though they had just breathed in sarrin gas.I prayed for the lift door to open.As if my wish was granted by some unseen higher force,the lift doors opened with a silent swish.The people in the lift surged out of the killing box and strated gulping in fresh,untainted air from the environment.As I stepped out of the lift,I could not help but think that the ultimate fart could indeed jeopardize human lives.

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